Me: Uh, No!
Russia: Has your passport ever ven lost or stolen?
Me: Yes.
Russia: What are all the countries you have visited in the last then years?
Me: TEN!?
Russia: Yes. Then. [Emotionless]
Me: Spain, Switzerland, England, Germany, Italy… Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, South Africa… Sweden, Puerto Rico… and… Canada.
Russia: Have you cooperated with a professional, civil, and charity organization.
Me: Cooperated? No. [WTF!]
Russia: Sign Vere.
Me: How long will this take?
Russia: Vee will call you.
Me: Is that like a “We will call you” dating kind of rule? 2 to 3 days? or a “We will call you” when we feel like it kind of way?
Russia: [No Comment]
Me: Okay then, I will be here waiting. Thanks?
