Colleague: Looking forward to working with you here! :)
Me: Yeah! me too.
Colleague: If we don’t talk before you fly, HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT. Seriously, don’t unbuckle. Bye.
Me: Wait! What?! Don’t Unbuckle? What does that mean? Why am I worried now?
Coworker: Can we get a plate of nachos?
Me: And some beer too.
Server: We don’t serve beer.
Me: What! No beer at a taqueria?!
Coworker: Thats like watching porn with no nudity.